Holy crap, an update! That’s right, I’m back from summer vacation, or as I like to call it “my fucking job”. As is custom with the month of September, my facebook feed just lights up with jubilant posts of the younglings returning to college, and the not-so younglings celebrating their new strange entry into the work force. This is the third year that I will not be returning to college, and with each year I become more and more distant from the college. If I were to return, there would only be a handful of people left who would recognize me, and to them I’d be either a grandfather figure or a specter (see above comic). Neither of which, I’d like to be remembered as. The way I left was memorable enough.

Which will of course be in comic form by the year 2027. At the current rate, anyways.